March 2012
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WatchWatch
guess-what-i-love-you-lgbt-ones: explosionsintheair: esalove: himynameiscarl: okson: franfine: lil-misty: glamydia: oh my god did she die THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE she just takes a fucking piece of it like nothing ever happened what the fuck did i just watch For your birthday I got you the best preset: a concussion! OMG jfdakjdfas;’ wat Well I guess she got her...
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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When someone brutally insults you and you don't...
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February 2012
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spheres: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think,...
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those moments when your fuckin, & something...
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A love/hate relationship.
geleeeezy: I like those types of relationships where you can be total assholes to each other, try to offend each other, and call each other mean names; but in the end, you’ll still continue to love each other. You guys don’t take jokes too seriously, and no one gets hurt. It’s just a way of showing your affection without being too sappy and lovey dovey all the time.
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ayekaley: yolo 
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When I go to bed after watching a scary movie
x3livelovelaugh: As a child: Today: So accurate, lol.
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How Do You Socialize when you hate everyone.
wtfsofunny:
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