January 2012
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
More laughs here
Everybody in my house is asleep... and then...
Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me.
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer...
When girls overdose on makeup...
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When you passed that test you thought you failed
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If I woke up from a coma and a guy that looked...
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in...
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Those fucked up moments when you hear something...
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straight up the worst moments ever.
Story of my life -__-